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michaelbeara:

sam:

vondell-swain:

adamusprime:

vondell-swain:

bad news apple



now im wondering why the hell i didnt make this joke

those aren’t even bees though they’re fucking wasps
impressedcats:

i am leaves, leaves are me

One time, a cop stopped me in Wellington, because I was walking out of my apartment building with the sword, and I got in the car with it. I guess it would be an alarming sight to anyone at 5:00 am seeing me walking around with a sword. But, once I told the cop what it was for, he let me go. But, I did keep the sword with me all the time. I just felt that it was part of the job description.
I come out of the shower to find this lil guy asleep all up on my clean clothes
holynipples:

smilingtommo:

i kept bugging my mom about not buying me my favorite popsicles
and she kept saying “lacey i will buy them i will buy them relax”
and i came home one day and my mom was like “i bought popsicles” 
so i go to the fridge and open the freezer omg
why did you do this 
mom i know u can hear me
wHY 
WHY TELL ME 
HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND THIS MANY TO BUY AT ONE TIME OMG

I JUST NEEDED TO BRING THIS BACK
ogyawn:

fuck wat da operator said